December 22nd, 2012

sherlock o rly

Belated yearly letter to Santa

Dear Santa:

Hey! I'm a bit late this year, but I'm sure if you can get every house in one night, you can get a present ready in two days.

Let's have some real talk, Santa.

I'd like you to do something about the constant massacres I keep hearing on the news, and I'm not sure how you'd manage that, but do your best, okay?

For myself, I could use some fluffy towels (bigger and fluffier the better) and some itunes cards. Wait, should I be asking you to align with Apple?

Does Apple already own part of you? Don't tell me, I don't want to know.

You bailed on me, re: the little wooden animals last year, but I don't have a grudge. But just know that as google maps gets more expansive, my chances of finding you increases.

Just saying.

hearts and snowflakes,