Vox Crantzus ([info]crantz) wrote,
@ 2006-11-20 15:57:00
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HELLO, CITIZENS
Okay, on the list of things that piss off my grandmother:

1. Hissing "she eats her mates" to my cousin when she's trying to explain why me and him got different grandfathers.
2. Going "You're old and that's funny"
3. Calling her dog the mighty sausage beast.
4. Poking the dog with a stick when it rolls over and looks dead because it is so. damn. fat.
5. Wear all the pink and rainbow I got.
6. Refuse to be married.

I'm sure I did more, but by the end of the weekend she was vowing to never darken my doorstep until my grandpa went on yet another hunting trip ever again.

VICTOLY.

I mean... I love my grandma.

I think she voodoo cursed my internet connection though.


Her dog is so very very fat. Like a bratwurst with tiny little legs. I think it tried to sumo slam my puppeh.

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[info]lemaineac
2006-11-20 09:00 pm UTC (link)
my cat is also very very fat. I say we pit them together and sell tickets kthx

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[info]crantz
2006-11-20 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Mighty Sausage Beast vs FATTY CAT

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[info]lemaineac
2006-11-20 09:11 pm UTC (link)
afterwards we can pit your grandmother vs. mine!

THE GRAND FINALE

ps I love my koala icon it owns yours. IT WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TOO.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-20 09:22 pm UTC (link)
What was that? "Koumi's mom is a whore"?

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[info]lemaineac
2006-11-20 09:47 pm UTC (link)
No no no, it was "John is a raging gurry"

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[info]crantz
2006-11-20 10:01 pm UTC (link)
"Koumi has been touched by Nani's brother's filthy furry hands"

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[info]lemaineac
2006-11-20 10:27 pm UTC (link)
"John is going to die in a tragic dumpster diving 'accident' in the near future"

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[info]crantz
2006-11-20 10:29 pm UTC (link)
"Wolfwood dies"

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[info]lemaineac
2006-11-20 10:36 pm UTC (link)
;_;

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 02:41 am UTC (link)
You're mean.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 03:18 am UTC (link)
she started it! SHE FEEDS IT RICE KRISPIE TREATS EVERY NIGHT.

Oh, and she's a grey-haired satan.

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 09:31 am UTC (link)
JUST LIKE THOSE POOR YAOI FANGIRLS ASKED FOR IT, RIGHT? AND THAT POOR REDTEXT FILE-SHARING COMM?

I don't think giving a dog a negative body image and possibly starting him on the road to anorexia is a good thing, frankly.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 09:39 am UTC (link)
YES TO ALL OF THAT.

She sumoslammed mah puppeh!

He was all like: "Let's be bff! *WAG*"
And she was like: "*TAKES HIM OUT LIKE MOBY TO AHAB*"
And he was all like: "AHHH WHY GOD"

so I gave him a treat. The end!

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 09:41 am UTC (link)
THUS PROVING YOU HAVE NO SOUL.

She sounds cool. Your puppy sounds lame. So there.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 09:44 am UTC (link)
When the revolution comes, you are so against the wall.

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 09:46 am UTC (link)
I doubt it, since I'll be leading it. SOLIDARITY, SOULLESS BROTHER.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 09:47 am UTC (link)
just wait. Soon you'll be cursing my sudden, but inevitable betrayal.

I need a toy dinosaur icon.

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 09:49 am UTC (link)
So long as you turncoat in Russia, and call it My Grave.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 09:54 am UTC (link)
This can be arranged.

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 09:55 am UTC (link)
Excellent.

You realise I'll then have to lead a zombie revolution, don't you?

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 09:57 am UTC (link)
I'm stocking up on boomsticks and chainsaws as we type.

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 09:59 am UTC (link)
I think everything is clear, then. Fabulous.

I think our revolution needs a code-word.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 10:02 am UTC (link)
"Let's Get This Party Started"?

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 10:04 am UTC (link)
*cackles*

Apparently, that song's about ecstasy. The Guardian was all, "Ha ha, who doesn't know that? IDIOTS."

:( I am innocent and naive. With the umlaut, but I can't be bothered to put it on.

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[info]crantz
2006-11-21 10:06 am UTC (link)
Umlauts are cool, but I can't make them. This keyboard is made for AMERICAN typing and I need alt codes or to switch it to french or something.

I don't know.

I'm so tired :(

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[info]kenovay
2006-11-21 10:09 am UTC (link)
Damn those Americans. This is a British keyboard. *beams, sips tea*

Go to bed. Or come on AIM. Or do neither.

...Going to bed is likely to be your best option. *pats*

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