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Also have this Gunnerkrigg icon I made:

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Cat Documentary 1: Cat does something mildly interesting with string
Cat Documentary 2: Cat stares at nothing, twitches. Refuses to get off table.
Cat Documentary 3: Cat stares at nothing, twitches. Dog licks the goddamn phone.
Cat Documentary 4: Cat sleeps on pig, ignores me.
Cat Documentary 5: Cat sits at kitchen table, stares at nothing.
"I make my own underpants"



Hi [name removed],
We’re looking forward to seeing you at the Four Points by Sheraton Winnipeg International Airport. We've got a nice comfortable bed waiting for you.
You have a safe trip, now.
Your friends at Four Points

Grandma: God, it must be awful to be such a cranky old bitch.
Me: Not that you've noticed.
Grandma: Not that I've noticed.

